if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
Meet Brandolini! Taking care of this guinea piggy til we find him a home ☺ he’s free & comes with his cage & food!
theres nothing about this picture that I don’t like
Fantasiada, menina interage com cangurus em parque na Austrália; veja mais fotos: http://folha.com/131372 (Foto: Carters News/The Grosby Group)
does this kid know that kangaroos fucking kill people
I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that kangaroo has a balled fist.
taken moments before what has been described as “the most upsetting boxing match of the century”
Looking at this photo is like staring over the precipice of something terrible and incredible
How far back do you imagine this kid flew
DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI NOW I HAVE THE FORMUOLI!
could u plz reblog this for me so i dont lose it
I desperately need to eat these.